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Nu Year Nu U Nu WHO???

  Archivo Black Jack here, checking in for the 1st time in 2025 (2025? Damn it feels good to be alive™ — official slogan for The Year).

There's much still be settled, organized, resettled, organfied (organ music added to it), etc., but I can share with you the new Media Diet page for last year. That doesn't seem like a lot. I mean, it's a lot on the page (sheer volume, sheer volume) but it seems like I should be sharing more. They should invent a new month in between December and January wherein humans can properly organize their life and surroundings into something usable before the next year starts in Ernest. Speaking of "in Ernest" — I'll be reviewing every single Ernest Movie starting in February at my movie site. I guess January is my mythical 'buffer zone month' and February is my January. Sorry, this is confusing. Happy Nu Year.

fakeslop

 Recently,  I posted all of my theoretical catalog (aka my fake albums). There were 20 images floating around in those folders that I decided "didn't make the cut" (re-lookin at 'em now, I'm torn on 1-2 that I think might have been worth salvaging, perhaps with edits) so I present them to you here without context for some reason...

AN ELECTION DAY SPECIAL MIRACLE!!!

**STAIN'D VOICE**

It's been a while!

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The first new book published by my boutique digilabel Weakly Books Inc. in OVER A YEAR! It's Impractical Essays, or Tapeworms Ain’t Scapegoats!: How to Fight for Change from Within by (the 1+only) VERNON HOWL. Available Now. Clicking is cool again.

BIG SCOOP: Jandek is headlining the Harris - Walz victory rally tonight

UPDATE: this is where they went wrong, the first misstep if you will — hubris...

i did it...

posted 100 movie reviews in 31 days here, closing things up with all 10 of Ti West's feature films. I hate movies now fyi...